Last night the Emmy’s were (was?) on. I drank some beer and wrote about it. Here are a few highlights.
5:08 – Neil Patrick Harris’s intro mercifully ends. Basically it was a bunch of clips from TV shows talking to him about hosting. I can already tell this is gonna be worse than the Teen Choice Awards and the VMA’s combined. Nobody at those shows is anywhere near as bad as the people responsible for Big Bang Theory.
5:13 – The monologue is pretty awful too. Then former hosts come on stage. Jimmy Kimmel, Jane Lynch, Jimmy Fallon and then Conan. Kevin Spacey interjected as his character from House of Cards. Finished with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler crawling on to stage fake-drunk because they are objectively the fucking best.
5:18 – First award of the night is Supporting Actress in a Comedy. There are approximately 17 nominees. Some lady from Nurse Jackie won. I’ve heard of this show but didn’t know it was a comedy. I thought it was a recurring Lifetime movie or something.
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